Santorum-san

wtffanfiction:

YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME

(Source: wtffanfiction, via americalithuania)

Anonymous asked: Do you like Waffles?

Rick Santorum have loved waffles. Pancake is Geikuso.  Arigato gozaimasu.

Anonymous asked: S-Santorum-chan... I-I can't hide my feelings anymore! You make my kokoro go dokidoki <3

Arigato gozaimasu.  

(Source: heychristiangirl)

americalithuania asked: Ricku-kun, you... you gave me a heart. Does that mean...?

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

americalithuania asked: Konnichiwa Santorum-san.

Konnichiwa Nic-chan <3 Arigato gozaimasu <3

flamboyantgentleman:

ricksantorum-san:

when your friend tells you that she’s going to make you a bra featuring your least favorite politician as a graduation gift

and she’s serious

Arigato gozaimasu.

god fucking bless you man

Blessed are poor in spirit are as follows. Is a haven for them.

Celebration is the meek: for They are shall owned by the land.

Blessed are sad people are as follows. They are in order to shall be comforted.

Blessed are of hunger and thirst, they is as follows after the Masayoshi. Because they shall have the fill.

Blessing is a humane: for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessing not dirty of cardiac: they are for viewing Kami-sama.

Blessing, who produce peaceful is as follows. Them called sons of Kami-sama.

Blessing for Kingdom of the Ten is they that suffer persecution for justice “is to them.

Arigato gozaimasu.

The natural make-up has been inspired by the youth wing gains.  Arigato gozaimasu.

when your friend tells you that she’s going to make you a bra featuring your least favorite politician as a graduation gift

and she’s serious

Arigato gozaimasu.

(Source: flamboyantgentleman)

I made this for you, Santo-san!